"You know what? It's OK. If Bill O'Reilly needs to have an enemy, needs to feel persecuted, you know what, here's my Kuanza gift to him. Are you ready? Alright. I'm your enemy. Make me your enemy. I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality - and I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's Homo-Abortion Pot and Commie Jizporium." Jon Stewart